The wonderful Amelia from BestVibe UK has sent me some new toys to review and the first of the three got its chance today.
A bit of background as to my state of mind at the moment.
My dad, after fighting the effects of five strokes and dementia, died a couple of weeks ago. My siblings have been a clusterfuck of spiteful about the whole thing and I have been very low and upset about the whole thing. He was buried yesterday.
You would think that I wouldn't be feeling very sexy, wouldn't you? And to a certain extent, you would be right. Nothing like seeing your father looking like an extra for an advert for famine aid to get the juices going right? Well, you are correct. Normally, I wouldn't be even thinking about sex. But for 2 things.
I write a sex blog. It is my way of earning money I can save. If I don't write, I don't get clicks for Best Vibe, I don't make sales and I can't add anything to the Trinidad Trip Fund. Because I want to go and visit dad's grave and he did the very inconvienient thing of dying in Trinidad. Where he lived.
I met someone.
SH and I, as I have alluded to in Preparation is Everything, have decided that extra cirricular is back on the menu. We decided that we were going to have at least 2 threesomes. An MMF one for me, because let's face it, I love having lots of cock to play with and getting pounded while rimming someone is really fucking hot. And an FFM one for Sexy Husband, because he has always wanted to cum on two women while they kiss and have them lick it off each other.
So, with A busy doing his goodbye tour before he moves abroad, it was down to me to find a woman to get down and dirty with.
Now, it is worth mentioning that it is much harder to find a woman who wants to play on her own than it is to find a man. And there are reasons for that. Very good, sensible reasons. Safety being one of them. It can be terrifying enough to walk down a road in broad daylight as a woman, let alone go to a house with two strangers who, though they tell you they are not a murder couple, could in fact be a murder couple. You might have the best sex you have ever had, but equally, you might end up on the news, with the world's worst school photo as your memorial.
(fucking hell, my humour is even darker than usual at the moment)
So there I was barbeque sauce on my titties, about to give up the search and hire a sex worker and Merida (not her real name) popped up.
I may have mentioned that I have a thing for redheads. And bigger women. And women I can discuss all kinds of politial issues AND fall apart laughing with. And Merida is all that and a bag of chips. And she is up for a threesome with me and SH as well as one on one with me. We have been talking for just over a week and we are meeting on wednesday. She is the kind of woman that is my fucking kryptonite to be honest, and I am VERY much looking forward to seening her.
But back to the review.
This beauty right here is the Bestvibe Seven Rolling Licking Rabbit Vibrator.
Look at it. Isn't it a thing of beauty? The reason I ordered it is because back in the day when rabbit vibrators came out, I was a poor person who had a single up and down, kinda pointy at the end vibrator from Anne Summers. I only got my first wand a couple of years ago, yeah, really! I have always been a bit behind the times where it comes to pleasuring myself and this was not helped by previous (male) partners who had such a fucking complex about being inferior to me (they were) that they thought that they were in competition with vibrators. I would love to say they were wrong, but if it hadn't been for pinky and the cast of Grey's Anatomy I would have added orgasm-less to loveless in the descriptors for my previous marriages.
Not now. SH makes me cum really hard and sees my ever expanding toy collection as friend when I am particularly stressed that will give him a helping hand, rather than foe.
I did however, use this one by myself. And in doing so, I thought about Merida.
The casing on this vibrator is smooth and soft. For a sensory seeking bitch like me, it was lovely. I ran it through my hands as if it were a sleeping lover I was trying to get hard enough to wake and it made me smile. I imagined it to be as soft as Merida's skin, and could picture myself stroking the top of her breasts while we kissed and by the time I had orientated myself with the controls, I was dripping wet. Did I mention that I really fancy this woman?
A note about the controls. I really liked them. I see the point of a remote control if the toy you are playing with is likely to be in just the one position, or if you are using it on someone and part of the play is to have you make all the moves, but that there was no remote control on this one and that they sat, on the toy itself, in a position that is easily reachable while you hold the toy in position is a real plus. And, I could picture myself on my front, between Merida's legs, controlling what sensation she got next, how she reacted to it. I could almost hear her panting and gasping as I hit the spot and kept it there, right there, yes, oh fuck, oh shitohmygoddon'tstoprightthere... you get the idea.
This toy has a rolling ring which when inside you feels really bloody good. It feels like you are being fucked slowly and gently in a position where your g-spot is being carressed by the end. The rings and end have many speed settings and even at the top setting, it still felt like being fucked by something that is good, but in no rush to make you cum. I can actually picture myself using it in my strap on Merida when she comes round. Especially when we are on our own.
And this is before we even get to the part where I switched the three tongue lickers on. Weirdly enough, though I love having a mouth on my cunt, with the tongue lapping at my clit, I am not that fussed about it on a vibrator. Now, the ones where you get the suction action at your clit, like this little beauty, sign me the fuck up. But, this one was good. Very bloody good indeed. I had the head throbbing against my g-spot, the rolling action mimicking a gentle fucking and now not one, but three tongues gently lapping at my clit.
When I came, it was wet, but not wet enough to call emergency services, it was long, but not long enough to make me pass out and deep, but not deep enough to knock me out. It was, and I cannot stress this enough, like being fucked by a cock, without being terrified that it would truly rearrange your guts. I liked it. I liked it very much and it will be with the Hammerhead and the Bullet in my toys I would deffo use again.
Because I will use all of them again. I will, goddess willing, get to use some of them on Merida and see what she thinks. I will, hopefully get to use at least one of them on The Woman from The Birthday Present and I am definitely recommending it for solo use. Especially if you have some time and want to just get there in your own time without worrying that your...
Hang on, I just realised why I like this one so much. You know when you are having great sex and you are getting there, building it up, enjoying the whole sensation of it, but in the back of your mind you start to get a bit anxious because you think he might cum or even worse, move, because then you know that it will irriate you a tiny bit and you won't be able to get your head back in the game, and even if you do you will have to start from scratch, and then you are in your own head and overthinking it. Well, with this, you don't have that. This toy will keep up the rhythm you set, in the position you put it, and not get cramp or think it has to change position as if this is fuck bingo and it has to cross off as many squares as it can. No, this one will just let you get on with it and do your thing for as long as you want.
And for that, may the goddess bless it.
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