My sponsor, Bestvibe UK asked me to write a comparative review on masturbation cups. They sent me two to try out and Amelia, my marketing contact made very sure I knew that it should be comparative. She was very clear. This meant getting someone to try both of them while I watched and took notes. Luckily I am married to a very supportive man and armed with lube and comically serious expressions, we gave them a go.
I say we. It was all him as I do not have a penis. And even the animations on these babies look intimidating. They are also VERY noisy, sounding like the smoothie makers they resemble.
Cup One is the Bestvibe Hand-free Thrusting Male Masturbator Cup (not my language calling it 'male' sorry).
This is the one we tried first. I say we... Well, you get the idea. It was quite the tight fit (yes, I am a very lucky woman) and because of this I used a LOT of lube with it. A lot of lube is never a bad thing though. It is better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it if you know what I mean. The first thing I noticed when I put SH's heroically still hard cock in it was just how loud it was. If you have noise sensitivity then I would suggest that you put your ear plugs in first. It kind of took me out of the moment to be honest, but then it wasn't me getting my cock sucked. SH is not the kind of guy to use one of these gadgets by himself so for us, joint immersion in the sexiness is important. For you, maybe not quite so much. For the single person with a penis and thick walls/soundproofing, it would be perfect.
It certainly did what it said on the very classy and discreet box. It spun and thrusted and there were some points in the trying of all the speeds and movements (and with the sheer variety of them I am comfortable in saying that there is likely to be something for everyone) his head went back and the shoulders slumped in the international body language for oh yeah, that's the spot.
Then he spotted this big boy..
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Being as SH is a big boy, it is very rare that he cums from penetration and this was no exception. Generally he needs to give himself a helping hand, but decided that the Cupid 3-IN-1 up his arse as well was the way to go. (Yes, this is the same one that was reviewed here, it seems to be a firm favourite, look out for my solo use review in the future).
Again, plenty of lube required as it is about the same size as SH's cock (smug face) but I know my way round that bum and it wasn't long till it was vibrating up there. The thrusting (we went with the up and down shimmy as that seemed to be the one that was most anally pleasurable) was met with a shocked face then a massive grin. It was time to get the second contender before it was all over, so to speak.
Enter into the ring....
Bestvibe Hand-free Thrusting Male Masturbator Cup!! (FNAR)
Again, it looks like a posh blender, which is not the image you want for something you are going to insert your cock in, but it is sleek and expensive looking. Not like the fleshlights of old.
It was much more quiet, which is good, it was less jerky, which was less intimidating. Unfortunately, it was smaller too. Whereas getting SH's girth into cup one was tricky, this one was impossible. This is a shame really as I was looking forward to having him try this one with the cupid in his bum. Because believe me, you could take that dildo when you prised it out of his cold, dead arse. Though it hadn't been used properly (it will be when we have company next, don't you worry about that) they both needed cleaning.
Taking them apart to clean was simple and because of them being silicone, you really get the idea that they are properly spotless. They dry well and there is none of the musty smell you associate with lesser models. They charged up pretty quickly and the LED panels and shape and feel make them feel like the quality items that they are.
So who wins? For us, it has to be cup one as it was actually useable.
If, however, your penis is smaller or you don't mind having it twisted from side to side, either one would be brilliant. I kinda wish I had a penis I could try it with. I might actually have a go at putting the strap on in there, see how that is. Play with my gender nonconforming a bit more. I'll for sure write about that. That is going to be hot as fuck. As will using it on a playmate.
Because gone are the days where sex toys are something to do alone, in the dark, covered in moisturiser and shame. Now we celebrate our sexuality, and where we want to, we share it.
That way, we are all the clear winners.
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