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Writer's pictureDee Dickens

Review - Remote Control Wearable Egg Vibrator That Works!

Good afternoon sexy people!

I got sent a new toy! Amelia, (all say hi to Amelia from Best Vibe, she's great) said she had a new one for me to have a go with. One that I could wear wherever because it stuck to your knickers.


Now I have to admit that I was a tad cynical about it, had visions of sticky adhesive like on the back of a sanitary towel. I was very confused about how it would work. So of course I said yes to testing it.


(to be fair, I am living the dream)


It arrived two days ago and the answer was so simple. A magnet. A strong one. You put the vibrator into position in your knickers and then attach the magnet to the outside.


It needed to be a strong one. Because once I put this thing where it needed to be, I didn't want it to go wandering off. Because I had high hopes for this toy. But I also had some concerns.


How noisy would it be if I wore it outside? Would I approach people only to have them scanning the skies for helicopters as I got closer? Would it be, you know, obvious? I can cum silently if I need to, but would my face give me away? Would I leave it going or would I have to dig it out when I was done?


As for noise, not a problem. They all sound really loud in your house don't they? However, when you are outside, the noise disappears. There is so much ambient sound that you don't actively hear when you are out and about. Nobody shouted BLACK HAWK DOWN as I passed so I am assuming it was all good. As for my face, it was smiling, but then it is usually smiling so that was fine, and when I was done, I switched it off using the remote control and popped that back in my handbag.


So, what was it like? I was very aware of myself and being in my skin. I have proprioceptive issues so it was a nice treat to know where my body ended as all my nerve endings were tingly, and not in a horrible fibro way, more in a cheeky, feeling minxy type of way.


It has seven different settings and for once I thought I would go with something that was not as predictable as a single buzz or a pulse. Surprise me isn't something I usually say to a vibrator, but I was feeling in the mood for it so let it do it's thing.


And do its thing it did. The vibration gave me what I have been craving for some time; namely a long slow build up to an orgasm that didn't have me wandering off mentally. And because a part of it was inside me and part resting nicely on my clit it made my vulva and inner labia feel very good indeed. One of the things I have really enjoyed about this journey with Duct Tape and Daddy Issues is that I have been able to explore my body and how it experiences pleasure. I thought I knew it all, but especially after becoming disabled, it turns out that I was actually a novice when it came to my own pleasure centres. I have become a better lover through it too, with others and when I am alone. I mean, if you are not going to take your time and devote the energy to making yourself cum in just the way you like it, why bother. We are complex creatures and we deserve all the toys to make us feel how we like it in the moment.


So for the rating on this, I give it a solid 9/10. And I haven't even let anyone else play with the remote yet! I am looking forward to that and of course will let you know how it goes. For now, want to cum in the high street without anyone knowing? Yeah, this is the toy for you.











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