I am so fucking excited.
Tonight, SH and I are having a visitor. A very sexy visitor. And I am so excited I might pop.
Just as I was about to uninstal Feeld as a waste of time, up popped A (this is what we shall be calling him on here) and my clit woke up.
For this guy is seriously sexy. And funny, And into old school hip hop. AND he did not send me a dick pic before he said hello. I know, I know, the bar is low, but he approached respectfully, and with a cheeky message and he has the dirtiest smile.
So, he is coming round tonight to help SH give me a MASSIVE seeing to and cover me in cum, but before that, I need to prepare.
1, Housework. I know it sounds very little britain of me but if I am going to have this guy naked in my living room (we never entertain in the bedroom, it is our domain and the cats would have a fit), then it will be on a freshly hoovered carpet.
2. Shower. Seems obvious right? You would think so but the horror stories I have heard. Also lived through. If you want me to rim you, do not turn up with an unwashed ass.
3. Douche. Anally. I leave my cunt alone where it comes to douching. However, if I am going to be having stranger cock in my ass, and I am definitely going to let A fuck me in the ass, I want to make sure that there is no chance of him coming out of it looking like Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
4. Shave and pamper. This is all for me. I know that men say they have a preference for hairy or shaved, but in my experience, you could be Bigfoot in a snorkel and flippers and they would still hit it. So this defuzz and lathering of creams and oils is for me. It is to make me feel like the sexy goddess I am and to give me the extra confidence that the FUPA Goblin tries to steal.
5. Charge and clean your toys. There is nothing worse than sliding something into someone's arse only to have them give up the ghost. And cleanliness is next to fucking filthiness. And if you are putting something in someone, put a condom on it. Trust me. And more lube than you think you need. No, more than that. Bit more. There.
6. Get your head in the game. At least two hours before your guest is due to arrive, I find it useful to start to relax and think sexy thoughts. Bear in mind that you don't want it to be over too quickly, but neither do you want to risk getting irritated when they first get here because they didn't hang their coat up. If you get your head in the game ahead of time, you won't care. You will fuck them on their coat and give zero shits about it.
7. One for my spoonies. Time your medication and painkillers around the time of arrival. Not too soon or you will be in pain by the end of the session, but not too late so that any of the fun and games you have in mind will be painful. Nothing to dry you up quicker than something feeling OUCH instead of ow, I have been a bad girl, spank me again Daddy. I find for me, that is about half an hour before they are due to arrive, but times may vary. You know you. You do you.
And that is that! Go wild, enjoy. I know I will. I will let you know how it goes.
Any other hints and tips, let me know in the comments.
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