You would think that there isn't that much you can say about a bullet, wouldn't you? When Amelia at Best Vibe sent me this one, I didn't quite know what I was going to write. I mean, I have had bullets before, and the thing they are usually the best for is being discreet. Not for blowing your mind, being heated, tickling your arsehole and propelling you to outer space with an app, but for fitting in your purse like a lipstick, or a lighter, just in case you want to have a quickie in a train bathroom or you fancy a wank on company time. Not that I am endorsing that.
Oh, who am I trying to kid? Of course I am endorsing it! Why wouldn't I tell you to get some pleasure at a company that would replace you without flinching if you died? Go forth, seize your means of production, you have nothing to lose except the thumping headache you have had since Bob from accounting came in.
But enough of that, time to *ahem* bite the bullet and write this review.
I really liked it. It wasn't so tiny that I might let it slip from my fingers at the crucial moment like my ancient Anne Summers one that I bought about 12 years ago. It isn't so loud that it makes my cats think that an errant bluebottle fly has found its way in. It doesn't lose it's paint job when it comes up against my genital piercing.
What it does is pack quite a punch, quietly, in a way that still feels stable, and most importantly of all, it does not hurt my wrists to use it. When I am having a joint pain day, a good orgasm really helps with endorphins and serotonin, all that good shit, but, I don't always have the strength or pain level to handle something bigger or more complicated. Sometimes my fingers hurt too much to bring myself off manually. Sometimes my ADHD will not let me concentrate hard enough to fantasise. Sometimes I have a meeting in a bit, but my body is restless. You know, that restless that means you are squirming in your seat for no apparent reason.
Then is when this bullet comes into its own. Powerful enough to ignore my ADHD crow brain, the different speeds and patterns mean that it still has enough variety and it still looks like a lipstick if you get it out accidentally in the pub.
This bullet is out of stock in the uk, and won't be back, but I got the hook up to get it from the US branch if you want it. Click HERE for this cute little orgasm machine.
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