I have been looking forward to trying this one out. A remote control orgasm? Letting someone else take the reins? Giving up control in a delicious frenzy of unknowable pleasure? Sign me the fuck up! I know just who I am going to ask to do it with me too. She's already said she;s interested in me, I know damn well I am interested in her, I even wrote Massively Throbbing about her, now I just need to message her and direct her to the app so she can direct me, if you get my meaning...
So of course, when it came to it, I chickened out of asking her and used it by myself.
It still did not disappoint.
The Specifications
My hands and wrists have been cramping up and painful lately (thanks fibromyalgia) so I was really pleased that I could get the bulb part inside me and comfortable really easily. The antenna part is long enough that I could reach just by putting my hand down and not having to reach, which is a massive plus too. The button to switch it on is responsive and the initial buzz is not over the top, so you don't do a huge twitch and hurt yourself.
The Trial
The app is simple and easy to pair your device to, which is great for people who just want to have a wank and cannot do so to yahoo answers on why your sex toy isn't working. The illustrations for the vibration patterns are intuitive and changes the vibration on the toy instantly.
So I popped some porn on (FFF threesome) and tried each pattern in turn. I felt good with all of them, but I went for 3 and 5 as they had a wavy effect that felt, well, really good.
As an aside, I tend to use porn as an aid because I have the kind of neurodivergent brain that wanders off if I try to use it for wanking. I'll be well on my way and suddenly I am flicking the bean to the fact that I need to add conditioner to the shopping list this week.
So, with the three women having a very good time, I laid back and had my own very good time.
Now, I am very used, as I have said before, to the deep, intense, very quick orgasms that you get from a bullet or a wand, and I told you all that the orgasm I had with the strap on in my previous review made me cum with my entire lower half, but this was different again. This time, it was like lying on a beach where the waves break, legs spread, being gently lapped at by the sea.
It was nearly instant and it didn't stop. It was a rolling orgasm of the kind that makes you smile and have a nap, and in a world that is obsessed with how much a woman can squirt, it was, well, just lovely. It is difficult to describe, but I will try. It made me happy like a perfectly cooked roast potato. Like when someone does the dishes you have been avoiding or says "Go have a nap. I'll take the kids to the park for a couple of hours."
It was lovely. And rather than settle down for a long nap, I had 20 minutes and then got up and cooked. Only noodles, but they too were rather... lovely.
The Verdict
Well worth the money. For sure. It was great by myself and I am looking forward now to seeing what it can do when someone else is at the controls. So how about it Massively Throbbing. Fancy a go?
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