I am so behind on my reviewing. I have to be in the right mood for it, and what with all the shit 2024 has thrown at me (IYKYK), sexy wasn't really at the forefront of my mind. But now, it is. It most definitely is.
Most of you would have seen the review for the masturbation cup that I posted, but that was not the only thing SH and I tested that night. I figured I may as well go for it and catch up a bit so went to the sex toy stash, and pulled out the Bestvibe Remote Control Vibrating Testicles Cock Ring.
The Packaging
As ever, the packaging is classy. In a plain black box, with a bag for the cock ring to go into, and shredded black crepe paper to line it with. Bestvibe are very good at moving away from the seedy image of buying sex toys and men are not an afterthought with them. I like that. Obviously there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, and they need to sell products to survive, but it is comforting to see a company that caters mostly to women not treat the men like sleazebags. They're not treated like gods just for existing either, which is off-putting to women. Balance in all things Padawan.
The Product
It has a double ring on it, which is really good, safer, less chance to have your cock swell up and having to dig to get it out. I have seen it happen and the panic. THE PANIC. The ball cradle could be bigger, but I am assuming it is average size. It comes with a remote control which is small enough that you won't try and turn the telly on with it, but big enough that you wouldn't lose it if you dropped it in a moment of passion. It is smooth silicone and has no sharp corners and SH declared it "yeah, not bad, feels comfy", which, from him, is as ringing endorsement as you get.
The Test
Now that we had it in place, it was time to switch it on. It hummed away quietly on the first setting and it was pronounced "nice, bit weird but nice". His cock concurred. It was growing, but in a laid back, beat poet, jazz, kind of way.
You get my drift, you crazy cats. Number two and he described it as "yes, feeling it now, feels good". Then we went to number three. And that was when his cock went rigid and his head went back. There were other settings, variable patterns on the theme, but this was the one he really liked. And my mouth liked the way it made his cock feel so hard he could do damage with it. But it still needed something, (it won't for everyone, but I know what my Sexy Husband likes) the tune was great but it had no rhythm, so I pulled out a vibrator and some lube and went for the rim shot.
The Verdict
We liked this toy very much. I would love for us to play with it together again. I have a feeling that the ball cupping part would feel very good resting on my clit and I am looking forward to trying that. It's strength is not in making you cum, the way a fleshlight is designed to, but as something to help you along the way, intensify feelings. The cup part could definitely do with being bigger as when you lie down, you may have to tuck them in again, but on the whole, it was very fun to play with and because it will be coming out again when we have sex, for what it does, I give it a 9/10.
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