This review is for the second of the toys that Amelia from BestVibe UK sent me recently and one I have really been looking forward to trying out. With a part for insertion and a part to be held and positioned, but with a long piece of sillicone in between, it still looked, upon opening to be the kind of vibrator that would eventually gain sentience, rise up and lead a robot army to oversee mankind's inevitable destruction.
I mean, look at it! IT HAS INTERCHANGABLE HEADS. When I switched it on, I had to try to wrestle it to the ground to assert dominance. I lost. It was last seen marching down Ponty High Street singing the Internationale. I was a little afraid. But when I got down to using it, I could not have been more pleasantly surprised.
I slid the phallusy bit in and then felt for the controls. Like the last toy I reviewed, it had no remote control, and like the last toy I reviewed, the controls were easily reachable and uncomplicated. I don't need my toy to have controls designed by NASA, I just need them to be easily reachable and uncomplicated. This is perfect. There is one button for the phallusy bit and one for the sucky-flappy bit. Lovely.
And it was. Lovely, that is. The Pulsive (not sure that is a word, but strangely enough, it really does fit) phallusy bit was glorious. Like being fingered by someone who realises that doing so does not mean being a digitised piston and that slowly and firmly is the key.
The sucky- flappy bit in conjunction with the phallusy bit is like having an experienced lesbian go down on you. But on a sunday. A slow sunday where you have had breakfast and her mouth is still warm from the coffee. A slow, breakfasted sunday where her mouth is still warm and neither of you are in any rush to get it over with. You know when she has made you cum, she will take the breakfast things downstairs and let you have another hour's sleep.
I came deep and hard. Especially after ramping the phallusy bit up to about 3 and switching the head over to the sucky rather than flappy bit, which was really easy to do without missing a beat. I liked this toy very much.
And that is the thing about the toys I am sent to review, they are all different with differing uses and feelings. In the mood for a quick wank? Hammerhead. In the mood to fantasise about a man? This is the toy for you. About a woman? This bad boy with a heart of gold.
And don't forget that if you use the links in this post and enter DD20 at checkout, there is a discount of 20% on any order over £39.
12/10. Would use (will use) again. In fact, if you would excuse me...
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