I feel it was a younger, more hopeful me who changed my Bumble profile to read 'looking for ten men to fulfil a fantasy - no dick pics'

Cocks aren't exactly pretty things are they? If there was a divine designer, they only really considered function, and that informed the...

People deal with grief in the strangest of ways

If only I had met him after I got some self esteem I would have fucked his brains out.